This ad made me sob btw.
SPICE GIRLS WE WISH EXISTED
Jobless Spice: Jobless Spice technically has a job since she’s in the Spice Girls, but Jobless Spice will brush your hair and feed you crackers as you bemoan your own crappy job situation and scream, “Lena Dunham made a career out of being a jobless college grad so why can’t I?”
Not-So-Sporty Spice: Sporty Spice, you were great, but let’s be real—exercise is terrible. We need someone like Not-So-Sporty Spice to tell us that running four minutes on a treadmill while eating a donut is absolutely enough exercise for the week. And then she will buy us cake.
Awkward Spice: I would say all us awkward people of the world need an Awkward Spice to look up to, but lucky for us she already exists and her name is Lana Del Rey.
Cat Lady Spice: Cat Lady Spice has 100 cats and drives in a car shaped like a cat and has 100 tiny Ikea beds that she tucks her cats into every night, and she does this for you, so that after you look at her, you will never feel bad about feeding your four cats Fancy Feast from crystal dishes ever again.
Average Spice: Posh Spice was absolutely lovely and tall and a good wearer-of-clothes. Which is fine. But now that we’ve all come to the realization that we will never have Gucci dresses, we need an Average Spice. The Spice Girl who will go shopping at Forever 21 with you and be equally horrified when the Hot Cheetos run out. Girl power, man.
Like every other elementary-aged girl in the 90s, I loved Harriet the Spy not only because she was a badass but because the VHS was Nickelodeon ORANGE.
betty deville aka phil and lil’s mom from rugrats
Best blog in the entire world.
I can not overstate my devotion to this movie.
First PG-13 movie I saw in theaters. Bring It On was my rite of passage. Thank you, Torrence.
Man, takes me back.
party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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Omg don’t forget the roll-on body glitter.